Below listed are pages with quotes taken from various internet works.
Sub-pages:
- Cracked
- Dragon Ball Z Abridged
- Homestar Runner
- The Order of the Stick
- Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
- Zero Punctuation
Other:
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The Abridged Series
- Code Geass: The Abridged Series
- Full Metal Panic!: The Abridged Series
- Justice League Abridged
- Power Rangers Mystic Force Abbreviated
Blogs
- auntiepixelante (Anna Anthropy)
- Bert Christensen's Cyberspace Home
- The Bleat
- LordHippoman
- Scorethefilm
- Tower Hill Botanic Garden
- X-Entertainment
Machinima
- Red vs. Blue
- Auction of Evil
- Beam Me Up, Scotty!
- Bow Chicka Wow Wow
- Calling Shotgun
- Capture the Flag
- Color-Coded Armies
- Consummate Professional
- EMP
- Evil Me Scares Me
- Hacked by a Pirate
- Head Bob
- How Is That Even Possible?
- It's Quiet… Too Quiet
- Just in Time
- Medal of Dishonor
- Media Scaremongering
- Monster.Web Animation
- Mutilation Interrogation
- Neglectful Precursors
- Non-Action Big Bad
- Not-So-Final Confession
- Pinball Projectile
- Pre-Mortem One-Liner
- Priceless Paperweight
- Pseudo-Crisis
- Rule-Breaker Rule-Namer
- Self Botched Catchphrase
- Set Wrong What Was Once Made Right
- Sharing a Body
- Top Ten List
- You Didn't Ask
Podcasts
- Anime Nano Podcast
- RiffTrax
- Aside Glance
- Bookshelf of Authority
- Books That Bite
- Canis Latinicus
- Convection, Schmonvection
- Copiously Credited Creator
- Developing Doomed Characters
- Do-Anything Soldier
- Dull Surprise
- Idris Elba
- Eyepatch of Power
- Fake Russian
- Fruit Cart
- Magical Security Cam
- Mishmash Museum
- Money-Making Shot
- Not in Kansas Anymore
- Parallel Porn Titles
- Patchwork Map
- Portrait Painting Peephole
- Remake Cameo
- Selective Magnetism
- Unnaturally Blue Lighting
- Witness Protection
- The Rooster Teeth Podcast
- The Shitty Movie Night Podcast
Web Animation
- Joecartoon
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
- The One Ring to Rule Them All
- RWBY
- Academic Alpha Bitch
- Baby Talk
- Colourful Theme Naming
- Energetic and Soft-Spoken Duo
- Food Fight
- I Just Want to Be Badass
- The Jinx
- Mix-and-Match Weapon
- Morality Chain Beyond the Grave
- Parasitic Immortality
- The Rest Shall Pass
- Taking the Heat
- Targeted to Hurt the Hero
- Tournament Arc
- Villain No Longer Idle
- A World Half Full
- RWBY Chibi
- Speedoru
Toon Sandwich
Webcomics #-M
- 8-Bit Theater
- AffablyEvil.Webcomics
- Alien Geometries
- Apocalypse Cult
- Black Mage
- Blocking Stops All Damage
- Brain Bleach
- Brought Down to Normal
- Cosmic Keystone
- Creepy Camel Spider
- Critical Failure
- Destroyer Deity
- Disposable Woman
- Dungeon Bypass
- Eldritch Ocean Abyss
- Fartillery
- Forced Transformation
- Glass Cannon
- Hell Has New Management
- Hybrid Monster
- Ignored Enemy
- Jammed Seatbelts
- Kill It Through Its Stomach
- Killer Game-Master
- Master of None
- The Millstone
- Multishot
- Nominal Hero
- Old Master
- Overly Long Fighting Animation
- The Power of Love
- Retconjuration
- "Shaggy Dog" Story
- Shouldn't You Stop Stealing?
- Shut Up, Scary Thing!
- Some Call Me "Tim"
- Stock Weapon Names
- Swords
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork
- This Is Wrong on So Many Levels!
- Token Good Teammate
- Voice of the Legion
- Wants a Prize for Basic Decency
- Whoring
- With Great Power Comes Great Perks
- The Worf Effect
- Worthless Treasure Twist
- The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
- Artistic License
- Awesome.Webcomics
- Brick Joke
- Cacophony Cover Up
- Computer Equals Monitor
- Crapsack Only by Comparison
- Diagonal Cut
- Dodge the Bullet
- Hellish Copter
- Hypnotic Eyes
- Jawbreaker
- Klingon Promotion
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
- Omnidisciplinary Scientist
- Public Domain Character
- Ramp-rovisation
- Super Window Jump
- Swiss-Cheese Security
- Teleport Interdiction
- What Measure Is a Non-Human?
- World of Weirdness
- Wreathed in Flames
- Darths & Droids
- Adaptational Context Change
- All Planets Are Earth-Like
- Blindfolded Vision
- Butt-Dialing Mordor
- Collective Groan
- Deleted Role
- Fantasy Counterpart Culture
- Gameplay Randomization
- Grappling with Grappling Rules
- Hologram Projection Imperfection
- Impossibly Cool Weapon
- Made of Indestructium
- No Biochemical Barriers
- Non-Combat EXP
- Optional Stealth
- Overdrive
- Restraining Bolt
- Superhuman Transfusion
- Tabletop RPG
- El Goonish Shive
- Badass Teacher
- Cringe Comedy
- Expy.Webcomics
- Innocent Fanservice Girl
- Labcoat of Science and Medicine
- Lying to Protect Your Feelings
- Magical Queer
- No Infantile Amnesia
- Opposite-Sex Clone
- Our Vampires Are Different
- Out of Focus
- Painful Transformation
- Remote, Yet Vulnerable
- The Glomp
- Third Law of Gender-Bending
- Unskilled, but Strong
- Webcomic Time
- Fandumb
- Girl Genius
- Amputation Stops Spread
- Bathe Her and Bring Her to Me
- Circus of Magic
- Clock Roaches
- Engagement Challenge
- Excuse Me While I Multitask
- The Extremist Was Right
- Hat of Authority
- Kiss-Kiss-Slap
- Those Magnificent Flying Machines
- Parrot Pet Position
- Phlebotinum Overdose
- Pictorial Speech-Bubble
- Purpose-Driven Immortality
- Quoting Myself
- Spotting the Thread
- The Spymaster
- Who Would Be Stupid Enough?
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
- Yandere.Webcomics
- Homestuck
- Alternate Self
- Archive Panic
- The Big Bad Shuffle
- BigBad.Webcomics
- Birthday Beginning
- Edgy Backwards Chair-Sitting
- GIS Syndrome
- I Hate Past Me
- Meaningful Release Date
- Midair Motion Shot
- No Biological Sex
- No Waterproofing in the Future
- Official Couple
- Other Me Annoys Me
- The Prankster
- Quirky Bard
- Sky Face
- Swiss-Army Superpower
- Take Your Time
- Two of Your Earth Minutes
Webcomics N-Z
- Penny Arcade
- VideoGame.Bejeweled
- Bottom of the Barrel Joke
- Cunning Linguist
- Darkness Von Gothick Name
- Elfeminate
- Everybody Has Lots of Sex
- Forced Tutorial
- For Inconvenience, Press "1"
- Hold Your Hippogriffs
- Hollywood Hacking
- Jump Scare
- Karma Meter
- Male Restroom Etiquette
- Mêlée à Trois
- Ninja Log
- Oddball in the Series
- Prolonged Prologue
- Quicksand Box
- Rage Quit
- So Long, and Thanks for All the Gear
- Tutorial Failure
- We Buy Anything
- Radioactive Panda
- Schlock Mercenary
- Accidental Murder
- Anti-Mutiny
- Any Last Words?
- Cranial Processing Unit
- Don't Ask, Just Run
- Earn Your Title
- Fiction 500
- The Fool
- Framing the Guilty Party
- Help Yourself in the Future
- It's the Only Way to Be Sure
- Killed Mid-Sentence
- Mess on a Plate
- Paint the Town Red
- Post-Scarcity Economy
- Prescience by Analysis
- Private Military Contractors
- The Problem with Fighting Death
- Reed Snorkel
- The Schlub Pub Seduction Deduction
- Slapstick
- Sonic Stunner
- Target Spotter
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill
- Too Much Alike
- Trial by Friendly Fire
- Vow of Celibacy
- Weaponized Teleportation
- Weapons-Grade Vocabulary
Web Original
- Acid Logic
- The Agony Booth
- Casual Car Giveaway
- Character Derailment
- Climbing the Cliffs of Insanity
- Cosmopolitan Council
- Couple Bomb
- Culture Equals Costume
- Danger Room Cold Open
- Deafula
- Dodgy Toupee
- Echoing Acoustics
- Excessive Steam Syndrome
- Flawless Token
- Historical Badass Upgrade
- MacGyvering
- Mr. T
- Narrow Parody
- Never Trust a Trailer
- Officer O'Hara
- Paid Harem
- Prop Recycling
- Sacred Cow
- Spin Attack
- Stillborn Franchise
- Amazon
- Baseball Think Factory
- Book a Minute
- Broadway Abridged
- D&D Wiki
- Deadspin
- Den of Geek
- Despair.com
- Dictionary.com
- The Editing Room
- Aesop Collateral Damage
- Artistic License – Linguistics
- Audience Surrogate
- Body Double
- Friendship-Straining Competition
- HappyEndingOverride.Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Hollywood Satanism
- Innocuously Important Episode
- Kryptonite Is Everywhere
- No Communities Were Harmed
- On Patrol Montage
- Orderlies are Creeps
- PragmaticAdaptation.Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Sadly Mythcharacterized
- Secret Identity Vocal Shift
- Spin the Earth Backwards
- Viva Las Vegas!
- White Male Lead
- Encyclopedia Obscura
Evil Overlord List
- Evil Overlord List (Original)
- Big Red Button
- Blofeld Ploy
- Bring Him to Me
- The Dog Bites Back
- Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy
- Insecurity Camera
- Just One Man
- Kid Has a Point
- Magic Countdown
- Magic Floppy Disk
- Man in the Iron Mask
- Mook Lieutenant
- Overclocking Attack
- Overlord Jr.
- Pet Gets the Keys
- Phlebotinum Overload
- Poisoned Chalice Switcheroo
- Scaled Up
- Short-Range Long-Range Weapon
- A Side Order of Romance
- So Long, Suckers!
- This Cannot Be!
- Villainous Fashion Sense
- Evil Overlord List Cellblock A
- Evil Overlord List Cellblock B
- EuroGamer
- Examiner
- Fantasy-Faction
- GameRant
- GameSpot
- Games Radar
- HKMDB
- Hysteria Lives
- IGN
- Jezebel
- Kotaku
- Lab Africa
- McSweeney's Internet Tendency
- Merriam-Webster
- MetaFilter
- Metalholic
- The Modern Humorist
- Movie Deaths Database
- Movie Physics Report Card
- My Life Is Average
- New Father Chronicles:
- The Onion
- Animal Wrongs Group
- Automatic Door Malfunction
- Big, Fat Future
- Card-Carrying Jerkass
- Cigarette of Anxiety
- Conveniently Interrupted Document
- Crazy Enough to Work
- Direct to Video
- Dogged Nice Guy
- Mariska Hargitay
- Inconveniently-Placed Conveyor Belt
- Malevolent Architecture
- Opposing Sports Team
- Saving Christmas
- Snooty Haute Cuisine
- Speaking Like Totally Teen
- Take a Moment to Catch Your Death
- Whoopi Epiphany Speech
- The Outline
- Pink News
- The Root
- Say NO to Grandpa Joe
- Sleep Talkin' Man
- Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
- The Student Doctors Network
- Suck
- The Toast
- ToastyFrog
- The Wrap
Web Videos A-M
- The Angry Video Game Nerd
- 1-Up
- Adaptational Wimp
- Adjustable Censorship
- Attack of the Mutant Penguins
- Auto-Scrolling Level
- *Bleep*-dammit!
- Chimney Entry
- CrazyBus
- Damn You, Muscle Memory!
- Depth Perplexion
- DethroningMoment.Video Games
- DownerEnding.Video Games
- Fake Difficulty
- Fake Longevity
- Foo Fu
- Full Circle Portraying
- Game.com
- Giant Space Flea from Nowhere
- Hard Levels, Easy Bosses
- Horrible.Video Games Other
- Incredibly Durable Enemies
- Interchangeable Antimatter Keys
- The Key Is Behind the Lock
- Name-Tron
- NightmareFuel.Music Videos
- Ninja Baseball Bat Man
- No Export for You
- Obvious Beta
- One-Hit-Point Wonder
- Philips CD-i
- R-Zone
- Sequel First
- Shameless Self-Promoter
- The Transformers: The Movie
- Tyop on the Cover
- Universal Studios
- Virtual Boy Wario Land
- Would Rather Suffer
- Year X
- Board James
- Cinemassacre's Monster Madness
- Atop the Fourth Wall
- Artistic License – Economics
- Beta Outfit
- Bold Inflation
- Breakout Villain
- Broken Aesop
- Comic-Book Time
- Conjoined Eyes
- Conveniently Empty Building
- The DCU
- Designated Villain
- Evil Overlooker
- Fanfic Fuel
- Fascist, but Inefficient
- Form-Fitting Wardrobe
- Guilty Pleasures
- Kicking Ass in All Her Finery
- Multiversal Conqueror
- My Real Daddy
- "No. Just… No" Reaction
- Origins Episode
- Overly Long Scream
- ReferencedBy.TV Tropes
- The Silver Age of Comic Books
- Slouch of Villainy
- SoBadItsGood.Comic Books
- Superhero Packing Heat
- Swiss-Army Weapon
- The Television Talks Back
- They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot
- Unmoving Plaid
- Zombie Blood Bath
- BardicBroadcasts
- Company Man
- Dartigan
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- The Gay Women Channel
- GodzillaMendoza
- Honest Trailers
- Actionized Adaptation
- Adaptation Overdosed
- Artistic License – Biology
- AstroTurf
- Better as a Let's Play
- CelebrityParadox.Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Character Customization
- Childish Tooth Gap
- Comic-Book Movies Don't Use Codenames
- Comm Links
- DarkerAndEdgier.Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Decon-Recon Switch
- Demoted to Satellite Love Interest
- Destroy the Product Placement
- "Die Hard" on an X
- Extremely Short Timespan
- Fan Nickname
- The Fantastic Faux
- The Film of the Book
- Genre Mashup
- Held Gaze
- Hollywood Homely
- Hollywood Old
- Human-Focused Adaptation
- Humble Beginnings
- Identical Grandson
- Just Hit Him
- Made of Iron
- Meta Twist
- MrFanservice.Animated Films
- Musical Exposition
- The Not-Love Interest
- Personality Powers
- Self-Plagiarism
- Andy Serkis
- Serkis Folk
- So Okay, It's Average
- SupermanStaysOutOfGotham.Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Unconvincingly Unpopular Character
- The X of Y
- iilluminaughtii
- Jeremy Jahns
- Jerusalem Let's Play
- TheJWittz
- Lindsay Ellis
- The Nostalgia Chick
- Alien Blood
- Animal Reaction Shot
- Artistic License – Geography
- Tim Burton
- Commie Nazis
- Epiphany Therapy
- Excessive Evil Eyeshadow
- Fade Out
- High School AU
- Historical Beauty Update
- John Noble
- Parental Hypocrisy
- Pop-Star Composer
- Puberty Superpower
- Redemption Equals Sex
- Sadly Mythtaken
- Sexual Karma
- Token Minority Couple
- Matthewmatosis
Web Videos N-Z
- The Nostalgia Critic
- Adoption Is Not an Option
- Age Lift
- Ambiguously Absent Parent
- An Ass-Kicking Christmas
- The Anti-Grinch
- Award Category Fraud
- Balloon of Doom
- Big-Lipped Alligator Moment
- Bob Ross Rib
- Bruce Campbell
- Can't Un-Hear It
- Captain Obvious Reveal
- Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
- Catchphrase.Web Original
- Celeb Crush
- Cold Ham
- Disney Villain Death
- The Dog Was the Mastermind
- Dramatic Wind
- Everybody Do the Endless Loop
- Everything Talks
- Evil Uncle
- Eye Recall
- Fiction Isn't Fair
- Gibbering Genius
- Horrible.Animated Films
- Horrible.Live Action Films
- I Was Young and Needed the Money
- Indecisive Medium
- Informed Deformity
- Informed Flaw
- Karmic Butt-Monkey
- Lampshaded the Obscure Reference
- Mic Drop
- Mood Whiplash
- Mud Wrestling
- Mutagenic Goo
- Neurodiversity Is Supernatural
- No Tech but High Tech
- Non-Actor Vehicle
- Obliquely Obfuscated Occupation
- Reel Torture
- Remade and Improved
- Same Content, Different Rating
- Saving the Orphanage
- SceneryPorn.Live Action Films
- Smurfing
- Spit Take
- Strangled by the Red String
- Teleport Spam
- That Reminds Me of a Song
- Three-Month-Old Newborn
- Title 1
- Trailers Always Spoil
- Tragic Robot
- Two-Part Trilogy
- Villainous Cheekbones
- What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?
- Why Would Anyone Take Him Back?
- Mara Wilson
- Your Makeup Is Running
- Bum Reviews
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses
- Paysoplas
- Peridiam
- RickRaptor105
- RobertIDK
- SF Debris
- The Adjectival Superhero
- Ascended Meme
- Backstory of the Day
- Cryonics Failure
- Cutscene Power to the Max
- Dramatic Shattering
- Glurge
- Hammer and Sickle Removed for Your Protection
- Non Sequitur Environment
- Obvious Stunt Double
- Tainted Veins
- Tragically Misguided Favor
- Translation by Volume
- Walpurgisnacht
- Xenafication
- Zero-G Spot
- The Spoony Experiment
- Atomic F-Bomb
- Attack Its Weak Point
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The Coats Are Off
- Cool Versus Awesome
- CPR: Clean, Pretty, Reliable
- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
- Exposition Fairy
- Fan Hater
- Faux Horrific
- Flag Bikini (by a cameo from Bandit Keith of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series)
- Gaydar
- High Collar of Doom
- Hillbilly Horrors
- Horny Scientist
- Interactive Movie
- LARP
- Leave the Camera Running
- The Man Who Saves the World
- Mini Dress Of Power
- Modeling Poses (done in a crossover with Atop the Fourth Wall)
- Orchestral Bombing
- Pelts of the Barbarian
- Recap by Audit
- Retcon
- Rule of Sean Connery
- Santa with Muscles
- Shoot the Mage First
- Short-Range Shotgun
- Sigil Spam
- Super Breeding Program
- Suplex Finisher
- Those Two Actors
- Thousand-Yard Stare
- The Tokyo Fireball
- Troperiffic
- Unsound Effect
- Vancouver
- VHS Game
- Visual Initiative Queue
- Wake-Up Call Boss
- Watch Mojo
