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- 2 Unlimited
- Kip Addotta
- African-American Spirituals
- Another Bad Creation
- The Ataris
- Rodney Atkins
- "The Ballad of John Henry"
- Barenaked Ladies
- The Alcoholic ("Alcohol")
- Bloody Horror
- Conspiracy Theorist
- Fell Asleep Driving ("Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep At the Wheel")
- Hated Item Makeover ("The Old Apartment")
- If I Were a Rich Man ("If I Had $1000000")
- It's Fake Fur, It's Fine
- Men Are Strong, Women Are Pretty ("What A Good Boy")
- Mirthless Laughter ("One Week")
- Ode to Intoxication ("Alcohol")
- Sickening "Crunch!" ("Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep At the Wheel")
- Yoko Ono ("Be My Yoko Ono")
- The Blackbyrds
- Die Biermüslblosn
- The Bobs
- Buck 65
- The Builders and the Butchers
- Calibretto
- Canibus
- Kim Carnes
- The Charlie Daniels Band
- Cherelle
- Wayne Cochran
- The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
- dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip
- Da Vinci's Notebook
- Rick Derringer
- Willie Dixon
- Falconer
- Five Man Electrical Band
- Freak Nasty
- La Fresa
- Funkadelic
- Eydie Gormé
- The Gothsicles
- Dobie Gray
- The Handsome Family
- Bill Harley
- Heartland
- Richard Hell and the Voidoids
- Keri Hilson
- Hot Chip
- Burl Ives
- Jaron and The Long Road to Love
K-P
- Jamie Kennedy
- Jana Kramer
- Kriss Kross
- Tom Lehrer
- Alma Mater Song
- Alternative Number System
- Anti-Christmas Song
- Beastly Bloodsports
- Beat Still, My Heart
- Competition Coupon Madness
- The Cynic
- Doctor von Turncoat
- Eating Contest
- Ethnic Menial Labor
- Football Fight Song
- Funeral Tropes
- Gilbert and Sullivan
- Lensman Arms Race
- Mummies at the Dinner Table
- No Accounting for Taste
- Not-So-Innocent Whistle
- Plagiarism
- Religion Tropes
- Short-Lived, Big Impact
- Something about a Rose
- South Africans with Surface-to-Air Missiles
- Southern-Fried Private
- South of the Border
- The Dragon's Teeth
- The Masochism Tango
- The Rest of the Nuclear Club
- Trading Bars for Stripes
- The Lumineers
- Stan Jones
- Jeff MacDougall
- MAGIC!
- Man Factory
- Maxeen
- Edwin McCain
- Harry McClintock
- Mel McDaniel
- Tift Merritt
- Leslie Mills
- National Anthems
- Brave Scot (Scotland; unofficial)
- Fighting for a Homeland (Poland)
- Kaiserreich (Prussia)
- La Résistance (France)
- Second Verse Curse (USA)
- Joe Nichols
- Nine Days
- Noah and the Whale
- No Secrets
- Pagan Altar
- The People's Choice: Music
- Labor Day in the United States ("The Most Unwanted Song")
- Gayla Peevey
Q-Z
- Quad City DJ's
- Jerry Reed
- Jerry Reed
- Johnny Rodriguez
- The Romantics
- Leon Rosselson
- Billy Joe Royal
- Roysköpp
- "Saint Brendan's Isle"
- Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
- Show of Hands
- Slave
- Patty Smyth & Don Henley
- Sonny Curtis and the Crickets
- Rick Springfield
- The Standells
- Starsailor
- Stephen Stills
- Straight No Chaser
- The Strawbs
- The Stylistics
- The Sword
- "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
- They Might Be Giants
- Amnesiac Dissonance
- Apophenia Plot
- Beachcombing
- Big Applesauce
- Celestial Body
- Cross-Dressing Voices
- Culture Police
- Cute Little Fangs
- Exploding Calendar
- Expy
- Heliotropes
- Invisible Stomach, Visible Food
- "Just Joking" Justification
- Law of Disproportionate Response
- Look Both Ways
- More than Mind Control
- The Night That Never Ends
- Note to Self
- Platonic Cave
- Rubber-Forehead Aliens
- Runaway Bride
- Scary Scarecrows
- Something Person
- The Sun
- Time Capsule
- Time Marches On
- Tombstone Teeth
- White Mask of Doom
- Traditional
- Circle of Standing Stones ("The Standing Stones o' Stenness" Orkney traditional)
- Desperate Plea for Home ("Sloop John B" Bahamian traditional)
- The Drunken Sailor (sea shanty)
- Dublin ("Molly Malone" Irish traditional)
- Fidelity Test ("Sovay" English traditional)
- Fighting Irish ("[Tim] Finnegan's Wake" Irish-American ballad)
- Hungry Jungle ("Bight of Benin" sea shanty)
- Job Song ("I've Been Working on the Railroad")
- Seadog Peg Leg ("My Son Tim" Irish traditional)
- Self-Abuse ("Ball of Kirriemuir" Scottish traditional)
- Sweet Polly Oliver ("Sweet Polly Oliver" English ballad)
- Unplanned Crossdressing ("New York Girls" sea shanty)
- Bonnie Tyler
- Roger Alan Wade
- Warren G
- G-Funk (with Nate Dogg)
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Albuquerque
- Aliens Are Bastards
- Amish
- Anti-Love Song
- Anvilicious
- Anything but That!
- Bad Santa
- Barn Raising
- Boastful Rap
- Broken Base
- Broken Record
- Cheek Copy
- Crippling the Competition
- Digital Piracy Is Evil
- D.I.Y. Disaster
- Drives Like Crazy
- Drive-Thru Antics
- Fantasy Counterpart Appliance
- Formerly Fit
- Frank's 2000 Inch TV
- Frivolous Lawsuit
- Fun with Palindromes
- Game Show
- Handy Man
- Home Game
- "How I Wrote This Article" Article
- Indecipherable Lyrics
- It Came from the Fridge
- The Jerry Springer Show
- Joker Immunity
- Jurassic Farce
- Likes Clark Kent, Hates Superman
- Long List
- Mind Screw
- Minor Flaw, Major Breakup
- Motor Mouth
- Point-and-Laugh Show
- Rapid-Fire Name Guessing
- Rule-Abiding Rebel
- Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
- Stone Punk
- Strangely Specific Horoscope
- Surprise Incest
- Terrified of Germs
- Title Theme Tune
- Toyota Tripwire
- Trash of the Titans
- When I Was Your Age...
- Peter Wilhousky
- Wizzard
- Henry Clay Work
- The Wombats
- Gary Wright
